Tuesday, November 21, 2006

UNT job description

Vacancy: Head football coach

Must have a valid Texas driver's license (or ability to obtain a license) and good driving record.

Are they going to make him drive the bus?


Anonymous said...

It is interesting that the job description doesn't mention anything at all about winning.

Anonymous said...

This came off of the deadspin web site. Too funny.

"Two incidents that took place during Saturday's North Texas-Florida Atlantic game show how wildly things have spun out of control at UNT since the firing.

According to parents of current players, right before Saturday's game Coach Dickey snuck new black uniforms onto the team without the school's permission. The rec-league quality jerseys didn't contain the names of players or the school and conference logos. They weren't cleared with Athletic Director Rick Villareal or announced to the press before the game and might violate agreements with the school's uniform supplier.

During halftime of the game, offensive coordinator Ramon Flanagan allegedly started a physical fight with wide receivers Coach Chip Garber after being told he should play seniors because it was their final home game. The incident got so out of hand the offense received no instruction before going back out to start the third quarter.

As you might have guessed, North Texas lost the game, 17-16, and fell to 3-8. "