I swear that ponyfans.com shuts the message board down on purpose some times.
I think Brad Sutton has a Bat Phone that he uses to call the administrators. Or it could go something like this:
Sutton: There is about to be a team meeting. No speculation! Unplug the server!
Administrator: But, sir! They don't know anything!
Sutton: Silence! No one must be allowed to guess the subject of the meeting! This comes from the Athletic Director himself.
Administrator: I tell you, this message board will be inoperable as planned.
Sutton: The Athletic Director does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
Administrator: But he asks the impossible. I need more men.
Sutton: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
Administrator: The Athletic Director is coming here?
Sutton: That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Administrator: We shall double our efforts.
Sutton: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Athletic Director is not as forgiving as I am.