Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I swear...

I swear that ponyfans.com shuts the message board down on purpose some times.

I think Brad Sutton has a Bat Phone that he uses to call the administrators. Or it could go something like this:

Sutton: There is about to be a team meeting. No speculation! Unplug the server!

Administrator: But, sir! They don't know anything!

Sutton: Silence! No one must be allowed to guess the subject of the meeting! This comes from the Athletic Director himself.

Administrator: I tell you, this message board will be inoperable as planned.

Sutton: The Athletic Director does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.

Administrator: But he asks the impossible. I need more men.

Sutton: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.

Administrator: The Athletic Director is coming here?

Sutton: That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

Administrator: We shall double our efforts.

Sutton: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Athletic Director is not as forgiving as I am.

4 comments:

ponydawg said...

DMNs says he is staying.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/colleges/smu/stories/112906dnsposmufblede.33855edb.html

wouldn't mind a new OC.

ponydawg said...

SMU sticking with Bennett
02:27 PM CST on Tuesday, November 28, 2006

By KATE HAIROPOULOS / The Dallas Morning News
Phil Bennett will remain SMU's football coach.

Athletic director Steve Orsini confirmed Bennett's return in a university statement Tuesday.

"Coach Bennett has exhibited the leadership traits necessary to put us in a good position to reach our goals," Orsini said in the statement. "While we did not succeed to the levels we had hoped this season, we continue to make progress. We will return SMU football to national prominence."

SmooPower said...

These are not the forums you're looking for.

Anonymous said...

meh