Imagine a human volcano erupting in frustration, spewing incendiary words like so much molten lava.
Mount St. Marshall's, perhaps?
That's what occurred the instant Marshall Coach Mark Snyder set foot in the visiting locker room after the Herd's 31-21 football loss to SMU here Saturday.
He ranted. He raved. He yelled. He threatened. He vented. He exploded. He erupted. He went off.
The only thing that kept Snyder from going postal was the lack of a mailbag.